Panic7

This is the outfit Liza will be sporting in this story. She doesn’t follow trends, she sets them. Of course  sometimes the trends she tries to set don’t catch on. You might think that would bother her, but in fact she then assumes that she’s so far ahead of the fashion curve that she’ll never be caught. The little heart logo is so government snipers know where to shoot to take her out. She wears it to taunt those who would do her harm, also elephants. She just can’t stand elephants. She’s not even sure why she can’t stand elephants it’s not as if they’ve ever done her any harm. That being said if you think about it they are kind of a bunch of jerks, with their trunks and tusks and enormous ears. Yeah maybe her hatred of elephants is totally reasonable.

Not like her hatred of Mike Zapf the panda. That shit is just off the wall crazy he’s a stand up fellow. He won’t be appearing in this story at all which is why I bring him up, just so that people will remember that he does in fact still exist. He’s alright for a panda so keep him in your thoughts.

Talk to you later.